Showing posts with label LOL NO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL NO. Show all posts

Monday, September 6, 2010

New 90210 Promo - Robert Pattinson Bites...

The same scene from the last 90210 promo, but a little longer



Via

Thursday, July 8, 2010

So according to Joy Magazine (Germany), Rob is the one updating this blog and I'm his assistant



Translation

Twilight actor Robert Pattinson is one of the most hard-working celebrity bloggers: There are over 1.500 posts, over 90 alone in June. He writes them with with the help of his assistent Mandy. Videos, Archive and funny interviews.

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IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!

Robert Pattinson Life is not affiliated with Robert Pattinson or his management in any way.

I'm not Rob or his assistant. :D



Thanks to Jules at Pattinsonlife for the scan and translation

Monday, July 5, 2010

Wax Rob - "King of Kisses"




Twilight star Robert Pattinson is top of the snogs – after being named as the star whose wax likeness landed the highest number of kisses.

His figure at London tourist attraction Madame Tussauds has been identified as the most kissed by visitors over the past year.

Vampire movie actor Pattinson beat second-placed Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe in the list to mark Tuesday’s National Kissing Day.

The top female star was named as Dame Helen Mirren, while a surprise fourth-place entry was Mayor of London Boris Johnson.

Staff at Tussauds compiled the list from their own observations as fans pounced on the models and also from maintenance records – to see which figures needed to be cleaned most often.

Guests often plant a peck on Pattinson’s cheeks as they post for photos, they said.

Spokeswoman Liz Edwards said: “A lot of puckering up goes on here at Madame Tussauds London and our studios team are on a constant clean-up mission where some celebrities are concerned.

“Robert Pattinson has been an instant hit with the ladies since he joined the attraction in March and Daniel Radcliffe has attracted more and more attention from female fans as Harry Potter fever starts to build up in the run-up to the final film release.

Source | Via

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Kagan mum on Twilight debate 'Edward v. Jacob'



The third film in the Twilight saga, Eclipse, opened at midnight in theatres on Wednesday, and Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) decided to bring this bit of pop-culture into the Senate hearings concerning the nomination of Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court. The hearings have been going on since Monday, with Kagan answering questions throughout each day.

"I guess it means you missed the midnight debut of the third Twilight movie last night," Sen. Klobuchar said. "We did not miss it in our household, and it culminated in three 15-year-old girls sleeping over at 3 a.m."

"I didn't see that," Kagan said.

"I keep wanting to ask you about the famous case of Edward v. Jacob, or The Vampire v. The Werewolf," Sen. Klobuchar said, opening her questioning with a bit of lightheartedness.

"I wish you wouldn't," Kagan said with a laugh.

In the book and film series, the two characters -- Edward, a vampire played by Robert Pattinson, and Jacob, a werewolf played by Taylor Lautner -- battle for the love of the female lead, Bella.

As Kagan said in later testimony, a judge plays for neither team, but acts independently. She practices what she preaches, because she refused to commit to either Team Edward or Team Jacob.

Source - As always, thanks to Anna :D

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Oh MTV, this is so wrong! Rob gets the "Jersey Shore" treatment


Forget Taylor Lautner's muscles, Robert Pattinson with Ronnie's guns is a dream waiting to come true

MTV

Sunday, November 1, 2009

NW Scans





From the site:

Before the November premiere of the highly-anticipated New Moon, NW chats to the stars about the sequel.

Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen)
Rob’s rocketed to crazy levels of superstardom since he shot the first Twilight movie, and he’s still waiting to turn into a jerk because of it. “I keep waiting for the day that I wake up and I’m just an asshole to everybody,” he says.
And yes, girls, he admits there’s some serious sizzle between him and Kristen that makes it very, very easy to shoot love scenes. “There’s just this natural chemistry thing I have with Kristen,” Robert confesses. “Even during the sequel, it was so easy. I was worried that I didn’t know how to do it and it was like, it’s so easy to play off her.”
But make sure you soak up his beauty now, because he’s set to let himself go pretty badly for his next role, as George De Roy in Bel Ami. “I have to gain quite a bit of weight,” Rob says. “I just have to look a bit older – he’s kind of been living heavy, living hard for a good six years, just kind of getting drunk all the time and stuff, so I want to look bent and haggard.”


Dakota Fanning (Jane)
Forget the sweet-faced child actress you used to know. Dakota Fanning is a teen queen now, not to mention she’s pure evil in New Moon as Volturi vampire Jane – but she says she grew to love her character. “I quite like [Jane], actually,” admits Dakota. “I mean I think that it was something different for me and not a lot of people are used to seeing me be mean to people.
Even more, she liked working with Robert Pattinson. Well, colour us shocked! “He’s very, very attractive. I mean, we’ve become friends, I’ve gotten to be around him a lot and he’s really sweet,” she says.


Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen)
If you could play cupid for a day who would you pair yourself with?
Probably me and Jackson. [Laughs.] I’d pair myself with someone, I don’t know!
Robert Pattinson?
Oh yeah, he’s so adorable, he’s such a great guy. That’s the other thing, I get to play Alice and I get to be opposite him, so I’m happy.
You’ve said being on set was like high school – were there any cliques?
It’s funny yeah, I feel like we’ve all switched out friends. In the first one, there were certain people that hung out more so than others and on the second it kind of changed. The thing is on the second one, for the majority of the shoot, it was me Kristen, Rob and Taylor, the four of us. We didn’t really have any options. But I also hung out with Kellan a lot ’cause we’ve known each other for four years and so he’s probably the one I hang out with the most – we work out together.
Source//nwonline.com.au


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Monday, October 26, 2009

So so wrong - Robert Pattinson panties

There's a line. The line has been crossed D:




Source via source

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

Australian Magazines Scans

Famous has a special about why vampires are taking over Hollywood



NW keeps being NW and publishing the most ridiculous stories




Source: Readthebooknow at Pattinsonlife

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Ok! Magazine fails again

This is the same tabloid magazine who wrote for weeks that Rob and Kristen are getting married.

The worst part? Some people actually believe in it



Twilight: Go inside the love nest of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. As the paparazzi crushes around them, the only true place that these two can seek solace as they film Eclipse is at their palatial pad at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre. Discover how they spend their time together locked away from the world. Plus, meet the newest star of Eclipse, Julia Jones, and has Taylor Lautner found a new love match in singing sensation Taylor Swift?


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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

TMZ: Robert Pattinson asexual?

Oh TMZ...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

OK! Magazine Scans








Kristenfan.net

And because one magazine of crap isn't enough...

OK Australia




And last week's issue





The Irish Twilight Sisters

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rob peed in a cup at the 100 Monkey's concert

Rob's part starts at 2:17. LOL Poor Rob





Via Twifans

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Please Ok! Magazine, just stop

Please be aware that this is a tabloid and it's GOSSIP. I don't understand why they insist on this story. Fail.


Twilight Wedding: OK! gives you the intricate details of the upcoming big-screen ceremony, based on imagery in Stephenie Meyer’s cult vampire series. And just like in old Hollywood, a real-life wedding might not be far off — so far, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship has mirrored Edward and Bella’s.


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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

OK! Magazine fails again


R-Pattz Risking It All for Kristen

In less than a year Robert Pattinson has gone from “that handsome guy who played Cedric Diggory” in the Harry Potter films to the world’s most desired movie star.

But now, on the cusp of even bigger success with the impending release of New Moon and Eclipse currently being filmed in Vancouver, it may all slip away from R-Pattz, thanks to his recently accelerated romance with his on-and-off-screen girlfriend Kristen Stewart.

Because it’s not only his legions of female fans who might be disappointed to see Rob taken off the bachelor block by Kristen — there’s also the folks behind the Twilight films.

A real-life romance between the two would subvert New Moon’s entire story line, in which Bella falls for hunky werewolf Jacob Black, played by 17-year-old Taylor Lautner, and the studio brass want the Bella-Jacob spark to appear equally as plausible as the Bella-Edward relationship.

“The producers took Rob and Kris aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps for a few more months,” an insider tells OK!. “But they’re so much in love, they can’t keep their hands off each other.”

It’s made life a bit of a pressure cooker for the two young superstars. “They’re crazy about each other, and they want to shout it from the rooftops,” says an Eclipse set insider. “But they’re also part of this massive machine called Twilight and producers have this thing timed with scientific precision. They don’t want Rob and Kristen to tell the world about their relationship until the time is right.”

Adds the source, “Rob’s whole world is Kristen. I’m surprised he even knows his lines because he’s so absorbed with her. He has no time whatsoever for his guy friends and has cut virtually everyone off so he can spend every waking moment with Kristen. He’s all about his woman.”

Regardless of whether he’s jeopardizing his career by moving toward marriage with Kristen, Rob is clearly ready and willing to take the risk. “Trust me; he generally does what he’s told by producers,” one source tells OK!, “but this kid has a strong will of his own, and if he wants to walk around Vancouver with Kristen in front of the world, he’s going to.”


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Monday, September 7, 2009

When Photoshop goes bad... Rob on the cover of a brazilian magazine

These are the covers of Atrevida's special edition. Atrevida is a brazilian teen magazine made by people who obviously have no photoshop skills.


click on the picture to enlarge - if you dare


Thanks to Miazevedo at Pattinsonlife for this. LOL

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Really OK! Magazine ?


Devoted readers of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga know that Eclipse is the volume in which conflicted vampire Edward Cullen and reluctant virgin Bella Swan finally get engaged.

That means, of course, that at some point on the Vancouver set of the novel’s big-screen incarnation, Robert Pattinson will whip out a ring and ask real-life love Kristen Stewart, “Will you marry me?”

Life might just imitate art.

As if their millions of fans collectively willed it — the blistering-hot young actors are truly, madly, deeply in love. So much so that, as OK! reported last week, they’re spending nights together in Rob’s suite. And things have gotten so serious that on-set sources say the young superstars are even playing up their romance on set.

“If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’an insider tells OK!. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”

Amid intense are-they-or-aren’t-they speculation, Robsten had kept their relationship under the radar in recent weeks — but then burst out of the closet with an unabashed make-out session among legions of fans at the Aug. 15 Kings of Leon concert held in Vancouver’s GM Place arena.

But since that public PDA, they’ve been sneaking around after dark like — well, like a couple of vampires. “There are those subtle pats and glances on set, but they save the real kisses for after the sun goes down, late at night, when you see them disappear into their hotel,” another source tells OK!.

Why so shy all of a sudden? To paraphrase another sprawling screen saga (The Godfather): It’s business. Twilight’s producers have told Robsten to keep their love on the down low — at least until after the November release of New Moon, the second film of Stephenie Meyer’s series, in which Bella gets involved with hunky werewolf Jacob Black, played by Taylor Lautner.

It’s all about suspension of disbelief. The studio bosses “fear that if a romance between Rob and Kristen is confirmed,” the insider says, “Twilight fans won’t buy into the screen chemistry between Taylor and Kris.”


Source

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Creepiest Merchandise ever - Edward Cullen Life Size Twilight Silhouette Vinyl Wall Decal

OMG! So creepy


Let everyone know that you are a true Twilighter by giving Edward Cullen a home! Or you can keep him to yourself... put him on the back of your bedroom door so he can be intrigued while you sleep! He'll be keeping an eye out for any roving carnivorous vampires searching for a snack, while reminding you to "Be Safe".




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Monday, August 17, 2009

Sextape? LOL

LOLOLOLOL What else Australian Tabloids will write next week? She was already pregnant, they were engaged and now there's a sex tape. What is missing?





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