Thursday, December 16, 2010

Robert Pattinson Trailer Mash-Up: The Ultimate Smolder Collection

If the headline of this video hasn't already enticed you to watch, then the mock MPAA rating/preview banner our brilliant digital producers here at MTV News have created should. "Rated S for Smoldering," "contains longing gazes, perfect hair." Not to mention the opening bars of Usher's oh so romantic "OMG" playing in the background...

Robert Pattinson fans, this one's for you. Feast your eyes upon one of our finest video compilations yet, the "Smoldering Robert Pattinson Trailer Mash-Up."



In this surefire favorite, MTV News has compiled video clips of the RPattz at his finest (via trailers for "Twilight," "Little Ashes," "Water For Elephants" and "Remember Me"): lingering gazes across the parking lot in "Twilight," the casual-yet-perfect "doorway lean" in "Water for Elephants," sweet nothings whispered during one of 100 emotional chats between Edward and Bella...

In how many ways does Robert Pattinson smolder? Let us count... RPattz smolders the subway, looking out a dirty window, in a tux, in a vest, he even smolders in that "New Moon" scene when he walks out into the sun and you can see his crazy white chest (that's not in this video, but I had to get something in there that rhymed, Dr. Suess style). Pattz smolders in that "dazzling" meadow scene in "Twilight," whilst climbing trees, throwing branches, dancing at the prom, meeting elephants, covered in whipped cream? Perhaps there's a pie-eating contest-turned-food-fight in "Elephants."

The video continues with his expertise in grasping his lucky leading ladies ever so slightly (and sexily?) around the neck, and pulling them in close to him... Reese Witherspoon, Kristen Stewart, Emilie de Ravin, all poised for a perfect kiss. And then, out of nowhere, there's Pattinson punch! Quick clips of his fight/action scenes, and then, thankfully, the video concludes with a compendium of more Pattinson-patented smolder.


MTV

10 comments:

weightwar said...

I like how fanmade videos are better.

rpblc30 said...

bahahahah this shit is hilarious! I thought rated S for Sex but yeah smoldering is good too.

Calihi27 said...

Oh yes, "S" for Smoldering, sexy, seductive, sinful, smart, successful, sigh, swoon... He embodies all those "s" words!

Antonia Cullen said...

Please someone make a better version of this :) Not a fan of fan videos, but any good recommendations?

Iluvthemovies said...

I think Biel could do a much better job with Rob's smoldering looks. She would put this MTV vid to shame. Biel if u are out there could u do your version of Rob smoldering. I know it would be hot.

twmmy said...

@Iluvthemovies ITA !!! Biel sends all the 'prof' vieomakers to their wn shamecorner.

Cyndi said...

that's great!

Ravenlilly said...

@Iluvthemovies ITA BIEL ROCKS ROB SMOLDERS LIKE NO ONE ELSE... ;-)

Taartje5 said...

I love all your comments about how fan made video's are so much better LMAO!!!! And I agree! I'm sure Biel can make a better one. The video gets an A+ in subject matter! Rob is the most gorgeous man on planet earth *sigh*

JA said...

awwww, bless your hearts MTV. nice try though. and what about poor Art?