Friday, September 11, 2009

Team Edward or Team Eric

Lustrous strands, venomous teeth—we broke down every element of the two hottest vampires out there. Pick your poison.



The Hair
Edward:
Textured, deep-auburn, and entirely free-standing, you've got to respect a man who's not afraid of a little volume (and a lot of product.)

Eric: We'll forgive him for season one's swingy bob—now his hair is sleek, side-parted, and entirely in control.



Their Teeth
Edward:
His chompers are brilliantly white, razor-sharp and coated with incapacitating venom—but because he's so brooding, he rarely flashes them.

Eric: When he's feeling hungry, threatened, or turned-on, Eric's canines descend into full-blown Dracula mode.



Their Eyes
Edward:
Dark honey gold, until he feels the need for blood—then they turn a deep sanguine red.

Eric: Two words: Icy blue.



The Clothes
Edward:
Hoodies, cargo pants, aviators—if it weren't for his incredible grace and inhuman strength, he could pass for a straight-up frat boy.

Eric: Typical dungeon master attire—leather pants, blazers sans undershirt, skull necklaces—preferably in crimson and black. Me-ow



"Taste" in Women
Edward:
Since his first glimpse of Bella Swan across the cafeteria, Edward hasn't been able to get this delicate beauty out of his mind. And the very best part? He can't get inside of hers.

Eric: Sookie Stackhouse is pro-vamp, telepathic, and a little out of reach. With her Southern drawl and perky, er, personality, what's not to love?

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3 comments:

amandakennedy said...

Correction.. Edwards eyes turn black when he is hungry.. not red. :)

Anonymous said...

I was going to say the same thing as Amanda. Plus, I don't think Edward EVER dressed in a hoodie, cargo pants, or aviators. Has the person who posted this ever even watched Twilight?

Plastic Paddy said...

I don't think you can pick just one. Eric is a bad boy and Edward is a good guy. They're both enticing.