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'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

'Twilight' author Stephenie Meyer brings a new twist to the immortal tale of Rudolf. With his crimson beak precluding him from joining in any reindeer games, Rudolf (voiced by Taylor Lautner) lives in self-imposed exile from Christmastown, a muscle-bound loner roaming the barren tundra of the North Pole and surviving only by scavenging the remains of the Abominable Snowman's latest victims.

When Rudolf discovers His Abominableness dead and drained of all his blood one morning, he soon learns that a horde of vampires is planning a deadly assault on Santa's Village. With charismatic young adventurer Yukon Cornelius (Robert Pattinson, naturally), a female dentist (Kristen Stewart) adept at removing vamp fangs, and a bevy of wisecracking Misfit Toys at his side, Rudolf races back to Christmastown with the one weapon better than sunlight for making those bloodsucking bastards burn in Hell: his radiantly glowing nose.

Suggested Tagline: "Rudolf with your nose so bright, won't you slay some vampires tonight?"

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