Apparently Robert Pattinson had a good reason for not showing up at castmate and friend Jackson Rathbone's concert up in Vancouver the other night—we're told he wasn't in town!
According to exacting flying sources, sexy Robby touched down in L.A. Monday (with his management not far behind him) and caused quite the stink. Literally...
There has been so much ridiculous heat over this "Rob reeks" business; it's seriously nuts. We love our Rob, either way. Some costars are defending our boy, saying he smells like roses, but it's the fans who are starting to get a little sick over Pattz's love potion number gross.
A homolicious fan of Rob's was über-excited when he spotted R in the airport, only to be let down. "I was so disappointed," sighed our Pattinson eyes (and nose). "Rob's hair was a mess, he was so skinny and he was chewing his fingernails." What are you so nervous about, hon-pie? All this Kristen and Nikki love talk?
For the nostril record, Keanu Reeves went through a no showering phase that got the gays only slightly hot and very bothered, too. But K quickly rebounded. How can you not with a bod and face so appealing?
We have no fear that Rob's effortless coif will still be do-me impeccable, according to most. But jeez, man, would it kill ya to run a comb through your hair and a deo stick under your arms once in a while?
Note to E! Online - you fail.
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